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Welcome to my site. If you are new here - my name is Danny and,
obviously, I live in New York City. Twenty pages of nothing but Danny,
how lucky for you to stumble upon this little piece of heaven!

Originally from Cleveland, I moved to New York City six years ago
to persue acting. In that time, I have worked on Wall Street and finished college to become an EMT. Today I \work at an Investment Bank and am also a freelance party promoter. Alright, now check out my site by clicking on any of the buttons to the left.
(yeah, there are dumbasses who can't figure that out).

N.E.W.S.

Y’all know that I am, generally speaking, not a political person. However, I am a respectful person. Therefore today, I respect the tradition of wearing black for a funeral - and am doing so to commemorate the death of freedom. Now I now that there are a lot of things wrong with, and a lot of reasons to make fun of Ohio. Hell, I am from there, TRUST ME, I know! However, Ohio-ans (sp?) do know how to count. And it doesn't take almost 12 hours to count some ballots. Couldn't Bush have been a little more discreet this time? The media basically told us all days ago that this was going to happen, and even narrowed it down to Ohio. Why didn't King Bush just make whatever calls he had to make PRIOR to election night?

Bush has made us all look foolish, once again. I am embarrassed for myself and every other American who walked into that little booth last night under the presumption that they were making a vote, making a decision or making a difference. Our votes mean absolutely nothing. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that our votes are not even tallied, and that the number you see on the TV are numbers made up by each state's government. Bush made a modest mockery of our electoral system in 2000, and kudos to that ugly bastard for solidifying it in 2004.

Any chance that we can get Iraq to come and liberate us from our dictator?

NOVEMBER 3, 2004

May 20, 2005

And now, to continue with the truely stupid adventures of Daniel. I ended up being admitted to the hospital for six days with a perianal abscess. How did I get it? - from an ingrown hair from shaving. Why did I shave there? Well, hello! I am gay and that's part of our dress code! So to gross everyone out, here are the details. Basically, it was a big puss filled lump next to my asshole. Upon arrival in the hospital, I was given six shots in my anus, then had it sliced open and drained. Since then, and everyday until it is gone, the wound has to be packed and unpacked by a home nurse. In the last week, twenty six people have seen my ass. That could be a new record for me!

September 9, 2005

Heading West ???
Last year I got fed up with NYC and moved to South Beach, only to realize it couldn't hold a candle to The Big Apple. This year, I started feeling restless and once again thought that another city would solve my problems. So I set up five job interviews and had an apartment lined up in San Diego. I came, I saw, and then I tried to change my plane ticket to get back home ealier. The best part of San Diego was camping in Mexico! I love and hate New York all at the same time. As it turns out, the things that I hate about NYC, are the things that I miss so much about it when I am not there.
If you can only have one great love, then the city (NYC) just may be mine. And I don't want nobody talkin' shit about my boyfriend. - Carrie Bradshaw

August 24, 2005

On May 16th, I called in sick from my assignment at a bank where I was contracted through a staffing agency. I was immediatley contacted by the agency and told not to report back to work. When I filed unemployment, they denied me and said I was fired for "poor performance." When the NYS Department of Labor determined my performance was satisfactory, they changed the reason for my dismissal (3 weeks later) and said that I was terminated for "Breach of Confidentiality" for posting a comment on this very website about their client. That comment being, "I think I am about to be hired permanently by HSBC," and then went on to rant about working for corporate America. I didn't think King Bush had taken away our freedom of speach...YET. Anyway, this was the final determination by the Department of Labor. So, I did what any bitter faggot would do, I requested a hearing and took their asses to court. You don't work over fifty hours a week at an assignment that is supposed to go perm and then get the boot so your boss can hire her best friend to take your place. So today, I won and was given all the back pay that was rightfully mine. In the words of Mommie Dearest, Joan Crawford, herself, "DON'T FUCK WITH ME FELLAS, THIS AIN'T MY FIRST TIME AT THE RODEO!"

July 2005

Two Iranian teenagers were hanged this month for being homosexuals. Since then, a handful more have encounterred the same fate. Currently, more homosexuals (four or five, I believe) are on death row in Iran for the same "malicious crime." How dare they love! What the hell is wrong with them? Maybe we should stop bitching that we can't get a fucking marriage certificate and fight for what is REALLY important, life and love. Kids are dying and we are whining over a fucking peice of paper.

Bush's affair with a Katrina
Look at the picture. 'Nuff Said.

September 2, 2005

November 24, 2005

Thanksgiving in Puerto Rico
Well, I have wanted to go to PR for a while, but I have to say, I was bored out of my mind. While Candado was very beautiful, and the weather was gorgeous - there really wasn't much to do there. Perhaps if I had had a rental car and could have ventured out into the "burbs" it would have been better? I dunno. There were only two main gay bars, one was jammed packed with locals and the other was tourists and shady local hustlers. At least I had fun in the pool of the resort. I think that EVERY pool should have a bar built in!

May 17, 2006

Today I found out that Adrian, one of my old best friends, has died of complications from AIDS and cancer. He was only 23 years old. We spoke for the first time in years just before he died, but I had no idea how sick he was.No one did. He didn't tell anyone because he didn't ant anyone to worry about him. He was a great kid with a wonderful heart. I wish that I hadn't let one little argument get in the way from being there with him for the rest of his too-short life. Don't ever take anyone forgranted. No one is guaranteed a tomorrow.

IN THIS LIFE - MADONNA
Sitting on a park bench, Thinking about a friend of mine
He was only 23, Gone before he had his time
It came without a warning. Didn't want his friends to see him cry
He knew the day was dawning. And I didn't have a chance to say goodbye
In this life, I loved you most of all - what for?
Cause now you're gone and I have to ask myself - what for?

July 18, 2006

Taylor Dayne Live (Finally)
After five failed attempts to see the great Dayne live, I finally got to see her at BB Kings Blues Club. Her voice was flawless. Sadly, her choreography hasn't evolved much since the early nineties and the homemade cd's & dvd's she was hawking make her look like her amateur. As a condolence, she stayed and personally met every fan in the audience for pictures after the sold-out show.
Oh, I met Wendy, The Snapple Lady too!

Confessions Tour
15th row from the stage and right on the side of the catwalk! It was a great show. Still, I have to say that I prefer the Girlie Show to any of her others. She sounded really good live, which is is quite an improvement if you listen back to the Blonde Ambition Tour. I do wish she would have scrapped some newer tracks for classics.

July 3, 2006

Ronald Adrian Elmore, 10/26/81 - 10/11/05

The Laramie Project &
Matthew Shepard's 30th Birthday

Benefit performance and VIP party: Me & Cyndi Lauper (Left). Cyndi performed in the star studded cast along with Judith Light and Stockard Channing. Also, at the beginning of the evening, she sang her beatiful ballad "Above the Clouds."

November 7, 2007

Sarah Silverman live at Carnegie Hall.
You know what it's like when you wait for your favorite singer’s next album, and instead they release a shitty acoustic version of their old hits (a la Cyndi’s last album). Well that is exactly what Ms. Silverman delivered. An abbreviated and unenthusiastic collection of recycled jokes – mostly from her movie Jesus is Magic. She also reused crap from her, recently-sucking “sitcom,” and went so far as to re-use jokes from her MTV VMA’s. I think for $100 a ticket, she could have at least put a little effort into giving a performance. I’ll stick with Lisa Lampanelli.

October 31, 2007

Halloween's theme this year was no different from the past 5 years. It used to be that every year I saw all these guys half naked in sexy costumes and I always swear, NEXT YEAR, when I have lost weight, I'M going to be half naked. Year after year it was the same... "Next year...Neaxt Year." My attitude has changed a lot lately, and I stopped to smell the roses. I may not have the body that I want, but I am not ashamed. And now it seems I have had less clothes on each year than the year before. This year's devil costume was actually pretty modest!

CONGRATULATIONS to my mom &her new hubby, Glen(da).

December 2006

Alberto and I went to Disney World for Gay Days to celebrate his 30th birthday and our 1 year anniversary. Even though we broke up a few months later, I still consider him to be my best friend.

Went to Key West with my friend Patrick. We drank, went snorkling, drank, went shopping, drank, went parasailing(that's me on the left). Oh and we went out for drink too! had such a great time, we are going back in November!

October 9, 2006

While working as a concierge at The Park Central, a guest offered to sell me a $400 Barbra Streisand ticket for $100. I had nothing better to do, so I went. This turned out to be the infamous concert where a heckler, about 20 seats away from me, prompted Barbra to respond "Shut the Fuck Up!" But the best part was after concert, starfucking at Entrance 4 - where I met The Oprah. Dumbstruck, I said "Ms. Winfrey I think you're wonderful." Lame, I know. And she walked right past me. JUST as I was about to turn and call her a bitch, she stopped, turned back to me, put her hand UPON my shoulder, and said, "Thanks dear, you have a good night." Meanwhile, her boyfriend Gayle was not friendly to anyone.

February 1, 2008

October 8, 2007

Mika Live in Boston

Today I went to Boston for the first time. here's how it went down. I woke up with an Upper Respiratory Infection and an ear infection. Waiting for the doc to call in a prescription, I missed the last Acela. Then the 1pm train was delayed indefinately. So I rented a car, and with the non-stop rain, it ended up taking over 5 hours to get there. Despite mixing in a lot of lip synching it was a good, yet odd show. Before the finale, he and his band wear costumes of forest creatures while they beat up and simulate sex with each otrher while "The Teddy Bear's Picinic" plays. very odd. very, very odd.

The Spice Girls Live in Vegas!
The concert was like a non-stop party. Being 10 feet from the stage was awesome! Getting scabies from the Hilton I stayed at sucked. I really wasn't into the whole Vegas scene for some reason. I gambled $2.00 total on two different slot machines then went to see a movie to kill time. (Stephen King's "The Mist" - extremely disturbing ending). I digress, (ew, did I just say digress?) the girls know how to throw a party. except Posh.