Miranda: I can't tonight, I have chlamydia.
Samantha: I'm always surprised when anyone leaves New York. I mean, where do they go?
Miranda: The real world?
Samantha: A homeless man showed me his dick on the way here. It doesn't get any realer than that.
Carrie: I take that back. Beauty is fleeting, but a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park is forever.
Carrie: New York City is all about sex. People getting it, people trying to get it, people who can't get it. No wonder the city never sleeps. It's too busy trying to get laid.
Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people.
Carrie: I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.
Carrie: I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.
Cop: Ma'am, it's against city law to deface public property.
Samantha: This man said he loved me and I caught him eating another woman's pussy.
Female police officer: Carry on, ma'am.
Samantha: Ladies! Sea men -Twelve o'clock.
Miranda: I pray that when I turn around -- they're sailors, cuz with her you never
know.
Samantha: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
Maria: You call this a relationship?
Samantha: Well, it's tedious and the sex is dwindling, so from what I've heard, YES! Charlotte: I just don't understand. How could you forget someone you slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.
Carrie: It all seemed so familiar. She was having a deja fuck.
Miranda: Maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel—she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.
Samantha: So help me—she fucks on my couch, she buys it.
Carrie: Isn't that how you got the couch from me?
Samantha: Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
A Love of My Own
Not a Day Goes By
Abide With Me
Invisible Life
If This World Were Mine
And This Too Shall Pass
Just As I Am
Any Way the Wind Blows
What Becomes of the Brokenhearted: A Memoir
Love is Stronger Than Pride (1/2005)
The Great Pretenders (7/2006)
